Captioned Corgis

Puppy Corgi: “RAWRGH FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!”

Grown-up Corgi: “WHAT THE FUCK I HATE THIS AGGRESSIVE MINIATURE SHIT…”

(Source: corgiaddict)

“NOT SURE IF WANT…”

(Source: corgiaddict)

Corgi #1: “LOOK HOW LONG MAH TONGUE IS!”

Corgi #2: “I am concerned with how long your tongue is.”

“I know what you’re thinkin.’ ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum — the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off — you’ve got to ask yourself one question … ‘Do I feel lucky?’

Well do ya, punk?”

(Source: corgiaddict)

“Tooth fairy? Bitch, I’m a PRINCESS!”

(Source: corgiaddict)

“You guys like my Jraf?”

(Source: corgiaddict)

“Look at my ears. Fucking look at them.”

(Source: mymaincorgis)

“THIS IS MY FOODHOLE!”

(Source: corgiaddict)

“This is an outrage.”

“Worry not, Admiral Grumbles, I shall sacrifice my life to protect you.”